Rhubarb Rebel Prints

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Rugby Player

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

The Threat of AI

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Driverless Car

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'Next.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

"Wild Blueberries"

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

"He shows enormous potential."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

Escape

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

Angry driver

If you can't do the time, don't make the rhyme. The Poetic Justice System.