Rhetorical Questions Gifts

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Changing Minds

Information...political rhetoric

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

Like Minded

The Truth

And now, for a rebuttal.

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Language of politics.

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

Violent Rhetoric

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

"Sure he riles up his base, but where's the positive message?"

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

Inside the Candidates

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit