Rhetoric Examiner Mugs

Inside the Candidates

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Information...political rhetoric

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

Masters of Political Oratory

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

The Truth

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Yes, I suppose attention seeking may be considered by some as an asset, but frankly we need more than that."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Rush Limbaugh

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Language of politics.

Violent Rhetoric

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

Critics In Love

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

'This resume looks familiar. Were we once married to each other?'

Employment Office. I see by your resume that you don't stay in one place very long.

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

Four More More Years

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Trumped by Semniotics

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

'I love your resume. Is it fiction, non-fiction, or plagiarized from the internet?'

"Socrates, you have an answer for everything, you can convince anyone of anything, and you know everything. You ought to become a lawyer."