Rhetoric Enthusiasts Pillows

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

Violent Rhetoric

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Changing Minds

Information...political rhetoric

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

Masters of Political Oratory

The Truth

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Rush Limbaugh

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Language of politics.

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context."

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Trumped by Semniotics

"Sure he riles up his base, but where's the positive message?"

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

'Call in someone who understands all the terminology that no one understands.'

Four More More Years

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'