Rhetoric Buff Mugs

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"

Bully Pulpit

"Our candidates will have three minutes to respond, unless it's a yes or no question, in which they'll have eight."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Cat Nip.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'He does lack social skills.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Paul Ree

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

The Golfing Accident

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I have no thumbs."

Doggone

"Yes, one is a dog."

Cat Burglar

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.