Rhetoric Buff Mugs

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"

Trumped by Semniotics

Bully Pulpit

"Our candidates will have three minutes to respond, unless it's a yes or no question, in which they'll have eight."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Cat Nip.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Jean-Paul Sartre

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Cheeze Wiz.

'He does lack social skills.'

Doggone

The Golfing Accident

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"I have no thumbs."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Paul Ree