Revision Renegade Prints

Exams

Hiding the electronics.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Queen of Upcycling!

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A holiday at home

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Organized chaos.

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Music Freak.

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Female Dominance.

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

Problem solving centre.

DIY store.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!