Revision Renegade Prints

Exams

Hiding the electronics.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Queen of Upcycling!

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A holiday at home

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Organized chaos.

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Music Freak.

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Female Dominance.

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Problem solving centre.

DIY store.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'