Revision Enthusiast Prints

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"And this is our media room."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'I really crammed last night.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Computer Class.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Man feeding his computer money.

'It's an antique!'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Early on-line shopping

Filling the Missile Gap

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"