Review Radical Prints

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

The International and May Day Terrorism

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

After the Sentence

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"What do the know!"

Nikolay Chernyshevsky

"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"

"Writing is... rewriting."

Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

Mao Zedong.

In The Bastille

People for the Ethical Treatment of Anthrax

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling the a X$%^ book club.

"It gets seven out of ten on TripAdvisor."

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing