Review Aficionado Prints

"Thanks for the nice Yelp review!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Driverless cars rage.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."