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My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

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"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Polly tries reverse psychology

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'You're too aggressive.'

"He's a mental-health critic."

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

Reading

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'Just because I like books does not mean I'm insecure.'

"I was on a roll at first. Then, things began to unravel, and my life just went down the drain."

Oh, don't be a big baby, Al. I resent that remark, Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply that

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.