Reversals Gifts

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog walking Human.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Human meat.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Cat walking dog.

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Zoo Employees

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

Octopus Shadow Puppets