Reversals Gifts

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog walking Human.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Human meat.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Cat walking dog.

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Zoo Employees

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'