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"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Did you miss me?

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

"You came back!"

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

Class Reunion

'Over the years, class reunions have helped me lose more weight than any diet program.'

What do you mean "give Rudy a minute"? He's doing something very delicate. Like what? He's trying to help Sadie find her old childhood friends online. He found lots of them. They're still alive! But the news is both good and bad, and he's not sure how to break it to her gently. They're ... um ... in a Facebook group called "Sadie-Survivors Support Group." What th -- I said tell me the bad news first, cretin.

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

At the Wilson family reunion.

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

I Thought He Was Dead

Class Reunion. Remember when we all used to be the same age?

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

"I don't talk to Christopher Robin anymore but I will consider a reunion special."

Teddy Boys of '57 reunion

'Wow! Look who's no longer short and stout!'

'Here's a film we've only seen five times this year!'

Cronies reunited.