Returns Policy Pro Mugs

Complaints: "Don't make me angry - you wouldn't LIKE me when I'm angry!"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Propping up a profits chart.

Bolsonaro's Management of Covid and Climate Change

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Hair Style Menu

"I'm prepared to cover any out-of-pocket costs, Dr. Williter."

'Just as I thought...you can't collect on the life insurance by boring me to death.'

EU money addiction

"No I'm afraid your health insurance doesn't cover this."

December 24th and the December 26th.

Misread medical policy.

"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?"

"Doctor Wilson believes in preventive financing, so regardless of your insurance, fill out this loan application form."

“He’s been in a foul mood for a week, but it will be several months before the effects are felt by the American public.”

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

Pay Hospital Bill Here

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

Fireworks Limited: Gone Out - Do Not Return!

'Before we start, let me tell you why I have to overcharge you.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Absolute bummer of a day. . . have you ever tried getting life insurance when you're supposed to be extinct?"

Trump City Cemetery

'My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.'

"We explained to the Minister that pension management fees were incredibly complex..."

'You look sick. Why don't you see your health insurance underwriter to see what he'll allow your doctor to prescribe?'

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".

"I told my wife this place didn't offer full medical benefits!"

'I have a health care issue.'

'I can't examine you, but your health insurance does allow you access to a self-diagnosing website.'

"Now here's a difficult case. Her vitals are strong, but her HMO is weak."

'We're going to cancel your dental health plan Mr Johnson, namely because you don't have any teeth.'