Returning To College Prints

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Continuing education.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Covid and Restarting School

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

Trust

Planned service changes

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Learning Curve

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

The First Day Back

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

The Month of August

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Knight school.