Returning From Vacation Gifts

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

"It's his first day back at work."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"He's full of duty free liquor - should I declare him?"

'I see you decided against hiring a replacement while I was on vacation.'

'How was the holiday?'

Arrivals: 'Check out our web site at www.air.arr'Departures: 'Check out our web site at www.air.dep'

"Let me guess: You went to Jamaica for you rholidays..." (colour)

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

Very funny, but I believe the term is 'jet lag,' not 'jet hag.'

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

'Unfortunately, Don lost his camera on the way back from our holiday. But not to worry, he's going to describe all 350 photos in detail for you.'

'And how's the weather there?'

'Sure, vacation was great,,,but it's nice to get back to some quality time with work,

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

'Back home! Now I can get on with my holiday reading.'

"Moira, did you invite anybody to stay when we were on Safai?"

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Lost Baggage - 'Do any of these look like yours?'

Just back from vacation and pretty rusty, Mel's first sales pitch of the day goes wide and beans his #1 customer.

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"There's nothing like the feeling of sand between your toes. Although, now that I'm back, I should probably shower."

Now it was time to really pay for the vacation.

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

"After two weeks winter holiday in the Alps with the wife and my four kids, it is wonderfully relaxing to come back to a stressful workday!"

"The great thing about a long vacation is you come home refreshed and feeling new! With our batteries recharged we're once again ready to take on the wor..."

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

Vacation Ends 1 Mile

"Hi, I'm the new you."

"Welcome home, oh, and that automatic cat feeder....niiiice!"

Mommy and I are back from New Zealand. How was your trip? It was great. I got to see where the Hobbits lived. And there was green everywhere. Then we had to go. They wouldn't grant you and your mom refugee status? No. We tried Antarctica after that. We tried real hard to fit in. But the penguins just would not accept us as part of their society. Tell your mommy Trump's only going to be president for eight short years.