Returning From A Business Trip Gifts

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Airport

"Expense account or regular?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Technological Dependence.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'He must be going economy!'

Limerick Airport

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Airport Bored Rooms

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'Business or pleasure?'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Business-Class.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'