Returned From Safari T-Shirts

'...And that was the annoying mascot outside the fast food place in Nairobi.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Limerick Airport

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Airport

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

Final selfie

Pirates on holiday.

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

'Honey, I'm home!'

Monster Souvenir

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'It's our delinquent son who ran away to sea!'

'Mind if we play through?'

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Now Arriving

'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'

'Are you sure you're not wearing anything you bought overseas?'

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."

Mr Invisible's Ride

"So what's this then? Old or sick?"