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You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Family members!

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'