Return Of A Family Member Mugs

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

The Zoo.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"I need to know who started it."

Polygamists' Picnic

Family with pets.

"I think we may be related!"

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"I told him we needed more string."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"