Retro Vs. Tech T-Shirts

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Cord cutter

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The original paperless office

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Early Colour TV

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Fossil record player.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Colonial Larrysburg.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

The Old Time Television Channel

Early on-line shopping

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'Early Laptops.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."