Retro Vehicle Buff Pillows

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Run from the hills!

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Chicken Coupe.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"She's family."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

How's my abducting?

Ironing the Mouse

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"The car ran out of gas about the same time Grandpa did."

Internal Combustion.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

Traffic Jam.

A production line adds condiments to cars