Retro Story Enthusiast Prints

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Audio Books

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Computer Class.

'It's an antique!'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Disco Dancing