Retro Stereo Enthusiast Mugs

Sony Dorkman

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Computer Class.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

The Old Time Television Channel

Edison invents the personal stereo

Early on-line shopping

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."