Retro Schooling Enthusiast Mugs

'So, it's back to school! I remember when I was your age. . .'

"For the last time! There is no 'Skip Ads' button for the morning announcements!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

Early on-line shopping

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

1950's.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."