Retro Ride Owner Prints

"They don't make brake parts for cars this old, so you see that hole in the floor right there?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"What old school? This is my life."

You had me at vintage.

"Mine's camper."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Chicken Coupe.

'Let me look at that map...'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"The car ran out of gas about the same time Grandpa did."

My Other Car is a Hybrid

Internal Combustion.

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

At the Old Bikers' Home

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

The Clean old Days.

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"

Whip-Behind.

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

"I remember when I was younger all I wanted was a BMV...now, I'd be happy with just a BM."

'I'm sure I checked my mirrors, officer. I don't know why I didn't see him!!'

Supercharge bullock cart.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."

'If you can read this perhaps there's hope.'