Retro Ride Enthusiast Pillows

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"What old school? This is my life."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

You had me at vintage.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

Social Media

Disco Dancing

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."