Retro Relic T-Shirts

Washing Day on Board a Zeppelin

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Fossil record player.

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Large print rock'n'roll section

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'