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Washing Day on Board a Zeppelin

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Fossil record player.

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Pop Culture for Teens

Large print rock'n'roll section

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Alien attack in the 1950s

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub