Retro Pop Culturist Mugs

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Disco Owls

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

Marilyn Monroe

'Who's Phil Collins?'

Sunny and Chair

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'Not the Adam Ant!'

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

"Ahhh, look at all the lonely people."

A swing bin...

Old Age Depression

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'

'You have Saturday Night Fever, Wally, what you need is wine, women and song.'

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

'I've checked the patient's records and he likes Buddy Holly and James Last.'

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'Next time your friends ask, son, just tell them I'm an Elvis impersonator. No need to add, 'The Older and Fatter Years'.'

What Did You Do During the Culture War, Daddy?

1998: A Look Back - January & February

Michael Jackson

"Well, great! You've got me on a slow boat to China. Now what?"

Sir Jimmy Savile

One-Martini Lunch