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Retro Night Owl T-Shirts
Find a t-shirt that resonates with your retro night owl friend’s love for late nights and vintage flair. Our creatively designed tees are perfect for expressing their nocturnal personality.
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
Burning the midnight oil.
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"
Dog Nightmares
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Try thinking about something else."
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
'Your husband? He's just leaving...'
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
"The overthinker"
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
The Streets - Night
'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."
"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."
Camping-Pong
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