Retro-modernist Mugs

'Wretched satellites.' - Atlas

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Snoopy with Laptop

Time Machine Collision

The Selfie

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Let us pray...'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"I'd like to make a return."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"This is the show, Madam."

'Does it have colour?'

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

Space Rocket.

'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'

"Postmodern irony, right? - the creativity is in the price."

The wonder of modern technology

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Everything will look perfectly flat...in your Realtek 2D glasses.

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"

Sisyphus Deconstruction

When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot NOT to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947. It's clear we reverse-engineered their tech. Before 1947: Primitive cars, planes and radio. After 1947: Spaceships, quantum computing, internet. Let me try ... Before 1947: No bikinis. After 1947: Bikinis. No, wait ... the bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question. We really should have our own science show.

'But father, I don't want to plant corn and raise pumpkins, I want to sell real estate!'

Chasing Dreams.