Retro Methods Fan Mugs

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Hip Operation

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'Same address, 20 years later'