Retro Media Geeks Prints

I'm watching an Oprah tape backwards --- So she's Harpo.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Cord cutter

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

The Old Time Television Channel

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'Early Laptops.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

You've got snail.

Snail with pc monitor.

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Huawei Five-O

The Bronze Age of Television

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.