Retro Media Geeks Prints

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Cord cutter

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'Early Laptops.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

You've got snail.

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Snail with pc monitor.

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

The Bronze Age of Television

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Et entering phonebox with bag full of coins

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."