Retro Lifestyle Lover Mugs

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

People don't pay any attention to what's in their coffee, their food, their water. House of Java.net Cybercafe. In the old days, we grew our own food in communal gardens in remote parts of Colorado, upstate New York and Santa Cruz … Our food was all-natural! Our bodies were pure and untouched by toxins and clothing … But America's lost its values. No … this app finds me 1 free app a day.

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'

Edward stayed home, biding his time & waiting for the pipe smoking revival.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Fossil record player.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

1930's Lady.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Young Elvis

Old Book Smell

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"The record player is skipping again."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

Robin Hood Flies.