Retro Funfair Fan Prints

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Face painting.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Fist Bumper Cars

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Tunnel of Like.

Face Painting.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

World of Cow.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'