Retro Film Fans Pillows

"Bang, bang bang, bang.""Re-bang,re-bang bang, re-bang."

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Cary Grant

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Phantom of Casablanca

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Janet Leigh

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

Ronald Reagan

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

Marty Feldman

Woody Allen

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

Attack of the killer tea cosy!

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."