Retro Eyewear Aficionado Mugs

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Austin Powers

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Robin Hood Flies.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Pete pioneered the modern day man bag!!!

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

Ringlets Hairstyle