Retro Dreamer Mugs

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

"I'll send you to any century you wish! But choose carefully because when you get there, you'll be black."

The days before television

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Painting taking root...

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Sinking with your heart

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'