Retro Competition Fan Mugs

Knobbly knees champion

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Computer Class.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Draw!

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'