Retro Communication Lover Pillows

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

Text Smoke Signal.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Before social media there was sticky notes.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'I miss the great depression.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Mangle

"It's all state of the art, except for him."