Retro Collecting Mugs

'Gads! This is embarrassing!'

"I like living in the past. It makes me think I know where I'm going."

'No, the movie isn't in letterbox format. My picture tube is going out.'

'Remember when you needed a can opener to open a can of whoop ass?'

Diner.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cats on Board.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Rocking Horse

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Roasted

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Old Phones Lasagne

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

AI

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"So much for that vintage!"

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'