Retro Cinema Admirer Gifts

Dachsunds prefer blondes.

Buster Keaton

"He's deliciously vintage."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Laurel and Hardy

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

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Charlie Chaplin

Phantom of Casablanca

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Janet Leigh

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

Ingrid Bergman

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Clark Gable.

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

Attack of the killer tea cosy!

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

The Marx Brothers in 3D

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.