Retro Candy Fan Mugs

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Too much sugar."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Bubble gum leaves

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Whale Piñata.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'