Retro Animation Fan Pillows

ACME Cartoon Supplies - Withdrawn Exploding Cigars/New Exploding Nicotine Patches.

'To prove that his style is superior Popeye challenges Bruce Lee to a duel'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Drive in movies.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Happy Birthday!"

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'My eyesight's not what it used to be.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.