Retirement Reimaginers Mugs

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Waiting for retirement.

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Best Places to Retire

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

Saving for Retirement.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"Do you call this a business plan?"

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

Retirement Issues

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

'I left, the day I retire, in the hands of the Dow, NASDAQ and Fred.'

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!