Retirement Of An Educator T-Shirts

"Good game."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Lady of the Cake.

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"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Not that net!'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

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'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Your contents have shifted."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach