Retirement From Tech Field Mugs

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Computer Jobs

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Sabrage

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

Empty Telco Hardware Room

Place setting with stars

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'I'm the oldest employee in the store...I've been here from Hi-Fi to Wifi.'

Drove the nurses crazy.

"Take the rest of the day off"

Medal hording

'My computer is so old it's voice changed.'

Pablo Iglesias retires from politics

'I'm not twenty one, I'm not getting married, I'm not having a baby and I'm not retiring.' (collection box)

"Look here, Watson, everybody has to retire sometime."

RIP Walk J. Codswallop. Uploading.