Retirement From Service T-Shirts

Place setting with stars

Medal hording

Sabrage

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Lady of the Cake.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Not that net!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Your contents have shifted."

'Life is great' down on the farm.