Retirement Celebration Pillows

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Old Karate Master

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'Studies show more people are living into their 90's and we're smarter.'

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

Go Favre

Elderly couple have nothing left to talk about: 'You've told me that before.'

'The limousine they sent us has flashing lights and a siren.'

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"If you do such extensive research before investing, how is it you owned Taco Bell for 5 years before you found out it wasn't a Mexican phone company?"

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

'I'm afraid I'm in for some dull retirement years.'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Why don't you just send it a post card?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

Malcolm knew he was lucky to get a cabin with a sea view but still felt strangely disappointed.

Tommy John

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Lady of the Cake.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Not that net!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."