Retired Public Sector Worker Pillows

"We managed to find a few potatoes for you Ted, we thought you might start a veg patch to supplement your pension!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Quality Control

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Why Cows Leave Home

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Capital Tours

Politicians are from Uranus.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Happy Retirement

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

Department of Who's Your Daddy?