Retired Employees T-Shirts

"...I don't know where we'll find anybody to work for the wages you did."

"They didn't give me a watch - they just told me what time it was."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Happy Retirement

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Tattoos sagging with time

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'Not now Kato!'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.